Omfg I was sitting in a room with a bunch of my aunts, uncles and cousins and my grandma had this weird smile on her face so I asked her what was up and she just looked at me and said “everyone in this house is alive thanks to my vagina”
(via stapledfinger)
Source: oldprickbitches
Source: mikerickson
IMAQTPIE YOU ARE A GOD [VIDEO HERE]
swear 2 god next time a family member asks me how school is going im gonna drop my pants and poop right on the floor in front of everyone
(via stapledfinger)
Source: dampsandwich
“WHATS THIS? WHATS THIS?”
i wish i never made this post ill never get my dash back
Yes
(via ruinedchildhood)
Source: slasher-flicks
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